The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!