The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The ability to park very acurately

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to hover

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power rangers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!