the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power to speak morse code .

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!