The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to procrast ....

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to not have superpowers

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to troll yourself

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!