the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!