The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!