The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!