The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

the power to become slightly sticky

The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

Grow a new beard every day

The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

the power to rule North Korea

The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

The ability to compare apples to oranges.

Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.


The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

The power to see through tinted glass.

The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!