The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be dead

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!