how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!