the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!