The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!