The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!