The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!