- Pointless Super Powers

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

+32

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

+24

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

+24

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

+18

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

+14

The power to have a small penis

+12

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

+10

The power to think about useless power

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to ride a bike

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.