Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to die at will

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the power die if you think.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be bad at everything

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!