the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be a human

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!