The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to be a rock

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!