The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!