The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to eat food

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!