The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!