The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to poke

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!