The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!