The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to see the present.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to eat food

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!