The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to never finish your sente

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!