the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!