the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!