The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to remember th...

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die using your willpower.

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captain obvious

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!