The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to change your mind

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!