the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!