The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!