the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to understand math.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!