The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!