The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!