the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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captain obvious

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!