The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!