The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to see through windows

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to switch gender identity

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to pee on command

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!