The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!