The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power spite flower

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!