The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!