The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!