The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power spite flower

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!