The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!