I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to write a country song

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the power to die on command

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!