The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to die at will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!