THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to grow boobs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!