the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The superpower to have a superpower

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!