THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to die....

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!