The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!