The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to talk in sign language.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!