The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be a normal person

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!